Madden Madness : Week 0.5

New feature here at TMSO:

The NFL is back in force with a shifty close season opener between the Colts and the Patriots last night. TMSO Official Source of NFL Broadcast Amusement, John Madden was also back in action. For the rest of the season, I'll be taking my favorite Madden befuddlement from every Monday Night Football game or other such Madden Trailer broadcast and post it here. If there are multiple quotes, we'll have a run-off of some sort to determine the winner; this is not soccer, there will be no ties. At the end of the regular season, I will devise some sort of baffling playoff structure so that we can determine the best Madden quote of the year in National Football League fashion.

It all starts today (or yesterday?).

He's kind of a one-man running-back tonight.

-On Corey Dillon's limited but effective job in that position.