Message from Space

I was beginning to think that a mythic Saturday afternoon where my friend John and I discovered (upon my dad's recommendation) the Star Wars knock-off Message from Space was just a dream.

As I would attest to others, unable to provide evidence, the story is centered around a galactic struggle over magic walnuts. Not mystic globs resembling walnuts... Magic walnuts, literal, period. Vic Morrow is a professional drunk. Wood sailing ships float around space at full mast. Things happen for no explicable reason.

Film Threat proves that it exists and others have seen it (click title for link), and this site has a full synopsis and sound clips.