Ripped from the headlines...

Kudos to Eric Zorn's amazing blog for this one. If you've ever seen even one episode of "Law and Order" or "Law and Order: SVU" or "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" or "Law and Order: CSI", you must check out the Random Law and Order Plot Generator. My favorite so far:

A headless corpse is discovered in a park by out-of-towners. Lenny and Curtis initially pin the crime on the victim's lover, but after insurance fraud is revealed, they arrest a down-on-his-luck executive. McCoy and Kincaid prosecute, but McCoy must skirt the law to win. The old DA takes a drink and says "Advice is like castor oil, easy to give but dreadful to take." Tony Danza guest stars.

These are the actual TV Guide recaps of tonight's episodes on NBC:

After a sweatshop owner is beaten to death, suspicion falls on the husband of a worker he impregnated.

The discovery of a woman's body in the Hudson River leads to an investigation that uncovers a scandal involving attorneys and a judge.

I wonder if McCoy will get his man.