Hello World

I'll Be Your Friend If You Give Me a Dollar a Day

Excited to be joining the Chicago Blogs web ring. You'll see the link added to the left in the links column... Click on the arrows in either direction to move through the blogs in the ring or hit "chicago blogs" to go to the central site. Initially, the other bloggers will probably view us as a pack of tools without the concise, poetic wit of their own pubs. But, over time, they will come to realize that our prose is so poetic, our subtlety so concise, our wittiness so witty that they were fools to ever think elsewise. They will shower us with comments like rose petals from the city walls, paving roads where we are thinking about walking (but will probably change our minds), reinforcing corroded infrastructure, asking for our autographs and hollering "Yo da man!" while we try and sink a putt for birdie on the 7th hole. And then we will quit.

The world will fall into the black void of silence once again... Until they post in their own blogs. At which point, we'll be nothing more than the Suck.com of the 21st century.