Soap

Does anyone else find it incredibly difficult to find a bar of soap in a drug or grocery store? If not, I have to doubt that you've ever tried.

I spent a half-hour at Osco today looking for some soap. What I ended up with is a Neutrogena POWER SCRUB or some sort of thing. It's basically tiny soap in a dish sponge. But it's the closest not-hotel-size thing I could find.

How can there be ten thousand types of shampoo for every "type" of hair and there be no basic rudimentary soap? I don't understand. There's not even that much body wash (which is a joke... more perfumes and less actual soap to actually get you clean... this is WHY you need to have 13 stages of cleansing substances to open your pores.... because you're coating yourself in flowery feces).

ANGER!